While staging their hoaxes the illuminati include jokes. This is a way to prove their point: their sheep = human cattle.

Aug 27, 2015

CBS journalists killed during live TV :play race card with actors

For the basics about illuminati media, start with what is mocked with this psy-op:
From 08-26-2015, minutes after the hoax was served as "breaking news" 

Victims of fake shootings: PHOTOSHOP and actors 
Part of the cast advancing the disarm citizens agenda and setting the stage for the manhunt for non-whites, that starts with muslims and blacks. 

Aug 26, 2015 - actor "Bryce Williams" steps on stage on live broadcast illuminati joke: 
"CBS journalists shot and killed during live broadcast in Virginia".
Reminder of what the joke is about: there's no such thing as "live TV" if the TV station is controlled by the illuminati.
In other words: ALL TV stations broadcasted not only on cable but also by satellite.

WDBJ journalists Alison Parker, Adam Ward shot and killed during live broadcast; suspect dead from self-inflicted gunshot wound
August 26, 2015
Shooting on LIVE TV!!! RAW POV UNCUT VIDEO WDBJ7 Reporter Killed In Bridgewater Plaza, Virginia - youtube video removed: qUTRfG50j9Q

"Bryce WIlliams" part of this gang: Al Sharpton, leaders of BlackLivesMatter, Cosby: ALL ACTORS part of setting the stage for the manhunt for non-whites.
Same as the black actors still playing the "good guy" roles, from Ben Brains "Waterboard" Carson to CNN's Don Lemon.

Illuminati media: BASICS, starting with the two KEY facts.
First published 1999, examples last updated 2016.
It's introduced by one of the basic facts about ISIS: it never controlled any major city in Iraq.

One of the roles of BlackLivesMatter is to market fake blood as real.
From "dead" Brown/Gray to "dead" police officers during "protest against police violence":

Forums  posted to glp (managed by the illuminati web of disinfo) and as always censored shortly after, it survived partly quoted on page 73: quoted 08/26/2015 02:47 PM
When  this snapshot was taken and before a few other replies were censored, it was still in page 74

Apr 27, 2015

Australia Tony Abbot forced vaccination for dummies

To get the timing for the illuminati joke "scientific milestone: finally a malaria vaccine":
At the end of the show, deadly government scams served in reverse format: "play it to win the money" is replaced by "play it to not lose the money".

Australia's Tony Abbot, pope of forced vaccination and his daughters - illuminati joke for dummies
"Australia: everyone must get vaccinated, except the Prime Minister’s daughters " = illuminati joke explained.
2006: Why did "Tony" Abbot state that he wouldn't vaccinate his daughters unless “there is a national immunisation program"?
Because at that time he had already been casted to later step on stage as the pope of forced vaccination for everyone.

Abbot's role as pioneer is only part of the psy-op introducing the kill shot.
Australians won't be vassassinated before the rest of the population under the at least 192 UN recognized goverments executing orders from the Illuminati Grand Master Alexander Adolf Hitler.
Global vassassination will be executed simultaneously around the world, during the BIG BANG, that Illuminati Grand Master was forced to postpone several times.
And that was the reason why countless actors played their roles longer than originally scripted, from "44th president Obama" to australian prime-mininster Julia Gillard, alias Hollywood actress Jodie Foster.

How the joke is served:
Australia: everyone must get vaccinated, except the Prime Minister’s daughters
We’re talking about Tony Abbott, who just ruled from on high that there are no more exemptions from vaccines in Australia.
No more conscientious objections, no more religious exemptions. Only the rare medical exemption, permitted by a doctor. And suddenly, every family who refuses vaccinations for their children will lose up to $15,000 per year, per child, in federal support money. Every family in Australia is eligible for federal money.
Tony has officially ripped away citizens’ right to choose. Australia is now officially a medical police state.
2006: Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott refused to vaccinate his daughters
On November 9, 2006, news.com.au had the story: “Abbott rules out cancer vaccine for his daughters” (see also theaustralian.com.au “I could be seen as ‘cruel’ on Gardasil: Abbott”):
“FEDERAL Health Minister [at the time] Tony Abbott has said that while he may be seen as a ‘cruel, callow, callous, heartless bastard’, he would not be rushing to have his own daughters vaccinated [with the HPV shot] against cervical cancer.
How interesting. How revealing. Tony Abbott, a vaccine refuser. Then. But now he’s the Pope of forced vaccinations for all Australians, whether they want them or not.
I don’t see Australian media outlets rushing to cover this contradiction. A reader pointed me to the 2006 article. Otherwise I never would have known about Tony’s double life.
Back in 2006, Tony had a bizarre justification for his anti-vaccine stance. The news.com.au article spells it out:
Tony: “If there is a national immunisation program [that includes the HPV shot], I certainly will be making sure that they [his daughters] get vaccinated under the program.”

More deadly illuminati jokes part of the same vassassination agenda:
Scientific milestone: Child malaria vaccine: Final trials bring hope

More illuminati jokes using Abbot to mock australians: "there will be no more taxes", same as predecessor Julia Gillard.

To get what illuminati jokes are, start with how their wine experts rate their exquisite wines:

BIG BANG: Compulsory vaccination alias vassassination: Why it was postponed again and again since 2009 (4th time added May 4 2014, 5th time added Jan 18, 2015)

Apr 14, 2015

Putin Biker Gang Mockery of Soviet Union victory over Hitler

Mockery of Stalin's Soviet Union victory over Hitler using nazi agent impersonating murdered Putin:
Latest episode in the series 
"Biker gang backed by Putin sparks controversy with WWII victory ride
A Russian biker gang backed by President Vladimir Putin is planning to ride through Europe to celebrate the Soviet Union's victory over Nazi Germany in World War II, sparking controversy in Central Europe.

Added: countless episodes part of this psy-op, from Poland and Germany denying entry to the GANG to one lonesome biker able to "get in".
May 17, 2015: BIKER GANG shooting, Waco, Texas: staged: also part of psy-op revenging Hitler's defeat using fake Putin days earlier

April 14, 2015 - Pro-Putin bikers spark controversy with WWII victory ride

Second photo: "a bunch of pimps" to celebrate "Stalin's heritage":

More illuminati jokes part of the same series, to revenge Hitler's defeat by Stalin's Soviet Union using nazi agent impersonating murdered Putin:
Russia gov: Soviet Union did not want to fight Hitler.

Apr 3, 2015

Walmart vs Aldi and Lidl for dummies - Fake Wars between big companies": UK & US v Germany

Wars between big companies: Last Prophet's words from 2006, illustrated with two examples, both served with "US v Germany" as national qualifiers.

"Wars between big companies" type of Illuminati theater: for dummies 
The general agenda of this series is to divert from the basics: everyone in the cast is owned by one and the same entity, the illuminati.
Note: same as with any other type of illuminati theater, "Mock the human cattle" is an essential part of it.

National qualifiers for companies: both diversion and mockery
American Walmart, Monsanto; brtish Iceland Foods: german Lidl, Aldi, Bayer: the national qualifier psy-op was not created specifically to mock the audience.
It has historic roots: there was a time, long ago, when some major companies were indeed owned by citizens of a particular nation.
Their function now is to
- add to the general "divert from basics" agenda
- additionally divert from the fact that the referred governments are also controlled by the very same entity (same goes for anyone in their congress/parliament).

Original post from Apr 2015 extended with the ongoing (May 2016) episode with Bayer and Monsanto in the cast.

"Wars between big companies": UK and US v Germany: contrast two episodes 
"Iceland Foods vs Aldi and Lidl: war on germans" 2015 and "Bayer's assault on Monsanto" 2016 :Both were primarly designed to mock the human cattle with a subliminal message linking to World War II, explicitly (first one) or not (second one).
Note that the subliminal message of the first episode is obviously not what what is explicited in script but rather the opposite, as one would expect from "black is white".

Iceland Foods vs Aldi and Lidl: war on germans: joke about the real World War II
Illuminati joke served as "news" wth this punchline:"Iceland boss Malcolm Walker Aldi rant: 'We've beaten the Germans and we'll f*g beat them again'.
Reality: illuminati own 95% of the distribution in the UK and Germany. 
The episode mocks the fact that this theater is the same type of fake war as "US & UK vs Germany" in the Second World War.

German Bayer's assault on american Monsanto; joke about ongoing genocide
Illuminati joke served as "news": "Bayer defies critics with $62 billion Monsanto offer" followed by "Monsanto rejects Bayer bid, but open to more talks" .
Reality: illuminati own every chemical giant in the US and Germany.
The joke mocks the KEY roles of both corporartions in the ongoing and past genocide: 
- Monsanto's "Roundup" herbicide and glyphosate, for a decade now: the main method to gas everyone everywhere, by slow death;
- Bayer's Zyklon B pesticide and cyanide, after the roundup of jews and dissidents, during the holocaust: the one and only method to gas the "relocated" in concentration camps, by quick death.

April 2014 -Iceland's chef Malcolm Walker Aldi "rant": 

May 23, 2016 - Bayer defies critics with $62 billion Monsanto offer
May 25, 2016 - Monsanto rejects Bayer bid, but open to more talks

All 30 in Dow Jones index and almost all other major companies (exceptions as of Apr 2015: Samsung and Google) are TOTALLY controlled by one and the same entity.
The agenda "destruction of small and medium-sized independent business" in strategic areas, from banking to distribution, is now basically completed.
Illuminati's Global Economy - the THREE BASIC FACTS

Illuminati - the one and only leader and World War II
All big companies are in reality owned by Alexander Adolf Hitler, the Illuminati Grand Master now.
Churchill and Roosevelt were covertly executing orders from his great uncle.
As for 33th US president Truman: he was in reality Generlafeldmarshall Ritter von Greim, or in other words not only covertly but also officially following orders from the same one, until they both "died".
For the real story of World War II:
Waterloo 1815 = bombing of Dresden 1945 = illuminati theater AFTER their DEFEAT 1812 and 1943.

Walmart, Aldi and Lidl, or why it's impossible to buy really organic food in their stores: all you need to know:
Sulfites in Wine and Champagne illustrates one misconception about Illuminati religion

Why do illuminati deliberately spray glyphosate into the water and air of cities, from their drainage basins to their streets?
Glyphosate in every food agenda: herbicides as chemical weapons

Feb 28, 2015

Nemtsov Litvinenko same actor dies twice

Illuminati jokes beyond Nemtsov "killed" in front of Kremlin:
Same actor played Nemtsov and "Litvinenko before he lost his hair, poisoned with plutonium" (another actor played bald "Litvinenko in his London death bed").
To refreh the cattle's memory about how they are mocked, hours after the second fake death of the actor playing Nemtso:
illuminati show him in another of his roles, "dead" Alexander Litvinenko, also "killed by Putin".
Boris Nemtsov playing the role of Alexander Litvinenko at 0:35

Feb 4, 2015

Taipei Taiwan TransAsia Airways plane crash: mockery of ongoing 9/11 remake, Malaysia to Indonesia

Deliberately fake Taipei CRASH and RESCUE VIDEO: Mockery of simulated reality at the end of the show.

Taipei TransAsia Airways plane crash: joke about ongoing 9/11 remake, Malaysia to Indonesia, Taiwan to Jerusalem
Ongoing remake of 9/11 totally staged with actors. Episodes so far:
- Malaysia: missing Boeing 777: will be used to resurrect Osama Bin Laden at Temple Mount, Jerusalem, putting an end to the Obama Bi-nla-den presidency.
- Ukraine, Boeing 777 shotdown: staged by fake rebels sent by nazi agent "Putin", was NOT originally in the script. 
- AirAsia Airbus: originally scripted for early April 2014, postponed to Dec 28, 2014, because of the revolt in the Ukraine.
It didn't yet become the remake of 9/11 Shanksville, supposed to be announced Jan 17, because nazi assault on Donetsk airport failed. 
- Feb 4. Taipei TransAsia crash: Video created wit computer graphics, parody to the 9/11 WTC videos of fake planes.

As always in these fake plane crashes someone miraculously escaped.
This time the mockery, pushed to new limits, surfaces by simply googling this: transasia baby.

TransAsia Crash: Dad Saved Baby Son, Wife From Submerged Plane

Jan 18, 2005 - The second missing plane, originally scripted for early April 2014, was exposed also one hour later, Dec 28 2014:
Remake of Shanksville, part of the remake of 911 2001 at Jerusalem, that started with the missing Boeing 777, March 2014.
Not a beep about the act "Malaysian Airbus black boxes found" days ago, to introduce "brave passengers fight amid cries of Allah Ahkbar" - WHY:
because final assault on Donetsk failed
The nazi offensive, launched Jan 16, the final assault to Donestsk, was broken up by the rebels in the last few days, despite the treasonous leadership of Donetsk and Lugansk. 

Feb 11 - the usual joke served with every fake crash: TransAsia offers $470,000 compensation to crash families,
What it has to do with the "French families of switched babies awarded $2m":

Crash parody Video - 
Rescue parody video - 

Jan 9, 2015

Je suis Charlie: Mockery of Jesus with Chaplin

Je suis Charlie: Mockery of Jesus and of human cattle with CHARLIE Chaplin and KEYSTONE COPS 100 years later 
EVERYBODY who doesn't speak French, unconsciously reads "Je suis Charlie" as "Jesus Charlie"-
Mockery of human cattle starts with a remake of Charlie .. Chaplin and the KEYSTONE COPS, 100 years later.

Human cattle

Paris Shooting Hoax: KEYSTONE COPS

Chaplin At Keystone (1914)

The keystone is a masonic concept. It refers to the stone that fits at the top center of an arch. It holds the other stones in place.
A keystone cop...the one who can be counted on to do that one thing that makes the op complete...that makes it all fall into place. He does something or neglects to to something that makes it all work.

The Keystone Cops (often spelled "Keystone Kops") were fictional incompetent policemen, featured in silent film comedies in the early 20th century.
As early as 1914, Sennet shifted the Keystone Cops from starring roles to background ensemble, in support of comedians like Charlie Chaplin...
In 2010, the previously lost short A Thief Catcher was rediscovered at an antique sale in Michigan. The short, filmed in 1914, stars Ford Sterling, Mack Swain, Edgar Kennedy, and Al St. John and includes a previously unknown appearance of Charlie Chaplin as a Keystone Kop.

Missing Malaysia Black box = 911 Shanksville. Bomb orginally scripted for Jan 17 2015, postponed:

saved to webarchive minutes before it was censored

Jan 3, 2015

Leo Di Caprio plays homeless Beach Sex after impossibe 2014 Oscar result

Illuminati jokes: Leo Di Caprio plays homeless Dr. Beach:
Leonardo DiCaprio ran an experiment on New Year's Day -- can a guy with the beard of a homeless dude get a bunch of chicks to party with him in St. Barts?
You can see the results of Dr. DiCaprio's testing in these photos. Go ahead and click through the gallery -- he gathered a lot of evidence. Very hot evidence.

More Illuminati jokes starring icon Leo di Caprio
Contrast the 2015 New Year's sex on the beach experiment by Leonardo di Caprio with these illuminati experiments with the same actor:
- 2005: first actor ever to be awarded an Oscar for the role he played and yet have another actor officially get the title
- 2014: the inevitable choice for the Oscar, after four previous attempts.
But one month after 43-8, the Super Bowl's 2014 impossible result, yet another impossible result, this time for Di Caprio: 5-0.

In Private Island Bash
Leo shuttled a bunch of chicks -- half a dozen or so -- to a private beach only accessible by boat to celebrate 2015. While he smoked a vape pen and took in the scenery ... a staff of 5 served Leo and co. from a full bar on the beach. 
Even for Leo ... this is one helluva party.

BASICS - start here
March 1, 2014
Who will become tonight the first actor to win two oscars for leading role under two different identities, to celebrate the very last Oscars, the termination of Hollywood's simulated reality:
Apparently the obvious choice would be Leonardo di Caprio.
Reminder: "Philip Seymour Hoffman"'s fake death one month earlier was part of the termination of simulated reality on several stages, from drugs to the Superbowl.
But the Illuminati Grand Master certainly has another impossible result for the very last Oscar for actor in a leading role.