Jokes by the Illuminati - mock the human cattle

While staging their hoaxes the illuminati include jokes. This is a way to prove their point: their sheep = human cattle.

Aug 3, 2016

France ISIS kills old priest: funeral as church destruction starts

Fake blood: 86 years old priest killed by ISIS in France - funeral while church destruction starts

Destroying churches after the Catholic Church was destroyed
"Catholic church" was spiritually destroyed long ago, after being run by illuminazi infiltrators since "good pope John XXIII"'s election in 1958.
Afterwards the illuminati started the final stage: the physical destruction of christian churches no longer using wars as a cover-up.

France: ISIS invades Mass to kill extremely old priest - for dummies
Same as the other episodes served on a daily basis, setting the stage for the manhunt for resident muslims (as well as blacks, dissidents, etc), there are jokes included.
One of the killers is casted as "extremely young", to underline that "the only way to prevent it is to lock them all in camps, no matter the age".
The punch line this time: priest's funeral during the celebration of the real physical destruction of yet another historical Middle Age church in France.
This starts with shock police invadinig the church to drag out protesters, with a prostrated priest again as star of the cast. 
Note as ususal the omission technique: not a word about the timing in most related "news", as illustrated by the article "France lays to rest priest slain by jihadists".2. 

Other agendas advanced. Examples: 
- the "ISIS soldier"'s attack line, propagating black is white: those bombing the hell out of Syria, Iraq & Co are "christian crusaders", fomeenting hatred of muslims against christians.
- starring yet another le Pen female, again casted as catholic and patriot, this time Marion the niece not Marine the daughter.

Notes
July 27 - 'You Christians, you kill us': Nun reveals words of ISIS knifemen who forced elderly priest, 84, to kneel at altar as they slit his throat on camera after invading Mass - before police shot them
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ch-church.html

Aug 2 - France lays to rest priest slain by jihadists
https://www.yahoo.com/news/funeral-h...438.html?nhp=1

Aug 3 - 'France, 2016' Le Pen's fury as riot police DRAG Christians out of church
The niece of French far-right leader Marine Le Pen has expressed her anger at shocking pictures of a Catholic priest being dragged out of a church - by riot police.
Marion Le Pen simply wrote “France, 2016 #SainteRita” alongside the image of the priest who refused to leave the mass he was holding in protest against the demolition of local church Sainte Rita. 
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/...te-Rita-France

BASICS
As for the incoming muslim refugees: they are already being gassed in Europe's extermination camps since Sep 2015.
That's why 
- the supposedly one million refugees that arrived in Germany in one year remain invisible 
- there is no list of locations and numbers where they supposedly are detained:
Talk of "Catholic church" and ongoing genocide of refugees in Europe:
Auschwitz before Lesbos and Homos: Satanic Trilogy of genocidal announcements by "Holy Father".
A milestone for truth in plain sight about an ongoing genocide set together with the Lesbos act:
Video "Greece: Refugee children fight barbed-wire with flowers and tears"
http://catholic-church-destruction.b...genocidal.html

Jun 26, 2016

Trillionaires Brexit US debt 400 Richest People


Trillionaires in Brexit cast: contrast US debt with World's 400 Richest People
The US debt, at $19.3 trillion one of the official world's trillionaires, is one of the entitties casted in a leading role in the Brexit script.
But it's another trillionaire entity that first steps on stage, more precisely immediately after the key act "LEAVE wins as close to 50-50 as it gets", although not even in a secondary but rather tertiary role:
It appears in the cast as the " World’s 400 Richest People" at $3.9 trillion.

Illuminati jokes: "World's 400 richest crushed by Brexit, Lose $127 Billion
Most of the "World’s Richest People" are fake billionaires, actors of one of these two tyoes: 
- actors from the start, such as FaCIAbok alias Facebook's Zuckerberg, 
- real millionaires who yet do nothing but to execute orders from the Illuminati Grand Master, such as Microsoft's Gates.
Nothing but actors of both types:
- casted in "2016 Clash of Billionaires: nationalist Trump vs evil jews Soros and Bloomberg".
- named in "World's richest crushed by Brexit", more precisely these: "Europe’s richest person Amancio Ortega, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor, the wealthiest person in the U.K."
To get what is served by "serious" Bloomberg "news" additionally MOCKS, all you need is to know what the Brexit script is:

Notes
The billionaires lost 3.2 percent of their total net worth, bringing the combined sum to $3.9 trillion, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. 
The biggest decline belonged to Europe’s richest person, Amancio Ortega, who lost more than $6 billion.
Nine others dropped more than $1 billion, including Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor, the wealthiest person in the U.K.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articl...n-brexit-chart

BASICS
Simulated reality: Reduction of computer geek "Billionaire" Bill Gates to actor Mark Zuckerberg
http://end-times-reductionism.blogsp...-to-actor.html

Brexit script exposed long before this post at the NBC site, while LEAVE results being announced as 51% plus one or two decimals.
NBC and yahoo are the only US media outlets that don't prevent the audience to read TRUTH comments, alias the words of VeryLastProphet / Matt M.
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...7622-c94695416

BIG BANG starts with the same actor in these acts: Osama [Bin Laden] ressurects in Jerusalem crucified to the missing Boeing 777, Obama [Bi(n La)den's presidency] arrested
The trillionaire US debt also has a leading role in the script:
http://big-bang-now.blogspot.com/201...goals-for.html 

The script of having a US senate with "republican" majority and a "democratic" president was implemented by using software to multiply votes by 11, both in 2008 and 2012.
Elections by Voting machines are always rigged, the sky is the limit. But now ...
Now "elections" where people still count paper ballots are ALSO rigged
http://illuminati-eyes.blogspot.com/...re-rigged.html

Apr 2014:
Rigged Scotland's referendum: illuminati jokes with the actor playing #1 and #2 in UK's biggest lottery winners
http://illuminati-jokes.blogspot.com...eferendum.html

Mar 20, 2016

End of World will be caught with CCTV camera: announced today for Al-Aqsa Jerusalem mosque

End of World as the human cattle knows it: fake crash of missing Boeing 777 of Malaysia Airlines at Temple Mount.
BIG BANG will be caught with CCTV camera: announced today for Al-Aqsa Jerusalem mosque
March 20, 4 days after the Ides of March and 2 days after the "Rostov crash", where caught with CCTV cameras" was one of the main elements in the coreography:
Jordan to install cameras at flashpoint Jerusalem mosque compound 'in days'.
 
What this satanic Illuminati joke mocks is what the flashpoint really is
- suicide bomber Netanyhau destroying Israel before the BIG BANG
- the coming act "catching the BIG BANG with a CCTV camera.
 
Notes
Jordan said on Sunday it will set up security cameras around Jerusalem's flashpoint Al-Aqsa mosque compound in the coming days to monitor any Israeli "violations".
 
BASICS
July 31, 2015 - Snip from the only page worldwide explaining what the "Headlines will be: "Reunion Island's Boeing wing from downed MH17 NOT from missing MH370":
Two gangs of illuminazi suicide bombers in action:
- "Putin" and the fake rebels, used to stage MH17 in July 2014 and blame it on the real rebels while pretending to blame it on Ukraine government.
- "Netanyahu" and the rest of Israel's government, used to stage the resurrection of Obama Bin Laden with a 9/11 remake at Jerusalem, again with pixels used to simulate the "missing" Boeing 777 crashing on Temple Mount.
Talk of parallel scripts and Netanyahu detonating fake bombs to destroy Israel:
FAKE attacks staged by Israeli gov, all nazi agents, to DEMONIZE jewish settlers, orthodox jews and arrest patriots while diverting from reality.
Suicide bomber Netanyahu stages fake blood: gays and palestinian baby burned alive by evil orthodox jews, settlers
Another episode in this series staged "coincidentally " as Boeing 777's wing transported from Reunion Island to France.
Episode staged as usually in parallel scripts, in this case supposedly against gays and the usual "victims", the "poor palestinian" children.
Reality check:
- Treasonous Israeli government expelled jews from Gaza 2005 and destroys jewish settlements in the West Bank.
- across the border, in Syria, since Sept 2014: the elite of the nazi airforce alias "US led coalition of 25 countries", officially shares the syrian skies with the mission's pioneers, Assad's airforce, mostly russian and iranian pilots.
The only "change" ever since: an increase in the daily dosage of chlorine, splitter ammo and barrel bombs over women, children and elderly.
 
Rostov-on-Don FlyDubai low-cost operator: Timing for Putin to again host a fake airliner crash
Timing hinting that the curtain is about to fall

Mar 17, 2016

Clowns Clooney Cohen syrian genocide mockery Hollywood actors casted

Clowns Clooney to Cohen: Hollywood actors casted in satanic mockery of syrian genocide
Mar 16, 2015: George Clooney who in fact is a lebanese and also plays in serous news leader of Gaza, alias the world's largest theater stage, casted in a remake.
The first episode was served weeks earlier, with another Hollywood star, fake jew Sasha Baron Cohen, who in the "serious" news also plays "masked ISIS commander Jihadi John".

Cohen to Clooney: Why was the punch line drastically reduced?
"Baron Cohen's and wife donation of 1 million to syrian refugees" replaced this time with simply "George Clooney and wife Amal meet syrian refugees".
Why? Because George Clooney plays a much richer role, albeit still far from the role of the fake "billionaire Trump". 
In other words to have the audience, unware that it's all a satanic mockery, comment:
"George looney Clooney, he lives in a mansion in London. 9 rooms as many bathrooms; a dinning area to seat 20-something people; a 60' foot swimming pool, private tennis court and gold facilities plus a huge, high, grated wall with armed security, with over 16 CCTV cameras. They live fearless behind their high guarded gates! They care not what happens to others, because they are the only ones important."

Notes
Mar 16, 2015
George And Amal Clooney Meet Syrian Refugees
http://news.yahoo.com/george-and-amal-cl...41682.html

BASICS
World's largest stage Gaza bombed other than for the camera is a HOAX 
the REAL Truman Show: 1.8 million on World's largest stage; audience not aware that it's a REALITY SH
http://truman-world.blogspot.com/2012/10...aware.html

List of the current tactics to carry out the genocide of syrians here:
Sasha Baron Cohen and wife give $1m for Syrian refugees - For dummies
Same illuminazi actor plays fake jew Sacha Baroh Cohen and Jihadi John in the fake ISIS beheadings:
Illuminati mocking cattle with masked actors, from Bill Clinton "impersonator" to Jihadi John
http://truth-in-plain-sight.blogspot.com...nates.html

Same LEBANESE actor plays Hollywood star George Clooney and Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal
http://illuminati-actors.blogspot.com/20...eader.html

Aug 27, 2015

CBS journalists killed during live TV :play race card with actors

Reminder from 08-26-2015, minutes after the hoax was served as "breaking news" 
Victims of fake shootings: PHOTOSHOP and actors 
Part of the cast advancing the disarm citizens agenda and setting the stage for the manhunt for non-whites, that starts with muslims and blacks. 

Aug 26, 2015 - actor "Bryce WIlliams" steps on stage on live broadcast illuminati joke: 
"CBS journalists shot and killed during live broadcast in Virginia".
Reminder of what the joke is about: there's no such thing as "live TV" if the TV station is controlled by the illuminati.
In other words: ALL TV stations broadcasted not only on cable but also by satellite.

Notes
WDBJ journalists Alison Parker, Adam Ward shot and killed during live broadcast; suspect dead from self-inflicted gunshot wound
August 26, 2015
https://www.yahoo.com/news/cbs-journalis...tml?ref=gs
Shooting on LIVE TV!!! RAW POV UNCUT VIDEO WDBJ7 Reporter Killed In Bridgewater Plaza, Virginia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUTRfG50j9Q

BASICS
"Bryce WIlliams" part of this gang: Al Sharpton, leaders of BlackLivesMatter, Cosby: ALL ACTORS part of setting the stage for the manhunt for non-whites.
Same as the black actors still playing the "good guy" roles, from Ben Brains "Waterboard" Carson to CNN's Don Lemon.
http://us-state-terror.blogspot.com/2015...first.html

Leaks published by illuminati media are ALWAYS staged, from pedoleaks to ""Whistleblower: government is spying on you" and "caught on live TV".
http://illuminati-media.blogspot.com/201...es-to.html

One of the roles of BlackLivesMatter is to market fake blood as real.
Frrom "dead" Brown/Gray to "dead" police officers during "protest against police violence":
http://ethnic-civil-war.blogspot.com/201...wn-to.html

Forums  posted to glp (managed by the illuminati web of disinfo) and as always censored shortly after, it survived partly quoted on page 73: quoted 08/26/2015 02:47 PM
When  this snapshot was taken and before a few other replies were censored, it was still in page 74


Apr 27, 2015

Australia Tony Abbot forced vaccination for dummies

To get the timing for the illuminati joke "scientific milestone: finally a malaria vaccine":
At the end of the show, deadly government scams served in reverse format: "play it to win the money" is replaced by "play it to not lose the money".

Australia's Tony Abbot, pope of forced vaccination and his daughters - illuminati joke for dummies
"Australia: everyone must get vaccinated, except the Prime Minister’s daughters " = illuminati joke explained.
2006: Why did "Tony" Abbot state that he wouldn't vaccinate his daughters unless “there is a national immunisation program"?
Because at that time he had already been casted to later step on stage as the pope of forced vaccination for everyone.

Reminder: 
Abbot's role as pioneer is only part of the psy-op introducing the kill shot.
Australians won't be vassassinated before the rest of the population under the at least 192 UN recognized goverments executing orders from the Illuminati Grand Master Alexander Adolf Hitler.
Global vassassination will be executed simultaneously around the world, during the BIG BANG, that Illuminati Grand Master was forced to postpone several times.
And that was the reason why countless actors played their roles longer than originally scripted, from "44th president Obama" to australian prime-mininster Julia Gillard, alias Hollywood actress Jodie Foster.

Notes
How the joke is served:
Australia: everyone must get vaccinated, except the Prime Minister’s daughters
We’re talking about Tony Abbott, who just ruled from on high that there are no more exemptions from vaccines in Australia.
No more conscientious objections, no more religious exemptions. Only the rare medical exemption, permitted by a doctor. And suddenly, every family who refuses vaccinations for their children will lose up to $15,000 per year, per child, in federal support money. Every family in Australia is eligible for federal money.
Tony has officially ripped away citizens’ right to choose. Australia is now officially a medical police state.
But…
2006: Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott refused to vaccinate his daughters
On November 9, 2006, news.com.au had the story: “Abbott rules out cancer vaccine for his daughters” (see also theaustralian.com.au “I could be seen as ‘cruel’ on Gardasil: Abbott”):
“FEDERAL Health Minister [at the time] Tony Abbott has said that while he may be seen as a ‘cruel, callow, callous, heartless bastard’, he would not be rushing to have his own daughters vaccinated [with the HPV shot] against cervical cancer.
How interesting. How revealing. Tony Abbott, a vaccine refuser. Then. But now he’s the Pope of forced vaccinations for all Australians, whether they want them or not.
I don’t see Australian media outlets rushing to cover this contradiction. A reader pointed me to the 2006 article. Otherwise I never would have known about Tony’s double life.
Back in 2006, Tony had a bizarre justification for his anti-vaccine stance. The news.com.au article spells it out:
Tony: “If there is a national immunisation program [that includes the HPV shot], I certainly will be making sure that they [his daughters] get vaccinated under the program.”
https://jonrappoport.wordpress.com/2...ers-daughters/

More deadly illuminati jokes part of the same vassassination agenda:
Scientific milestone: Child malaria vaccine: Final trials bring hope
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-32437383

More illuminati jokes using Abbot to mock australians: "there will be no more taxes", same as predecessor Julia Gillard.
http://catallaxyfiles.com/2014/05/03...omment-page-1/

BASICS
To get what illuminati jokes are, start with how their wine experts rate their exquisite wines:
http://illuminati-religion.blogspot....onception.html

BIG BANG: Compulsory vaccination alias vassassination: Why it was postponed again and again since 2009 (4th time added May 4 2014, 5th time added Jan 18, 2015)
http://global-genocide.blogspot.com/...ssination.html


Apr 14, 2015

Putin Biker Gang Mockery of Soviet Union victory over Hitler

Mockery of Stalin's Soviet Union victory over Hitler using nazi agent impersonating murdered Putin:
Latest episode in the series 
"Biker gang backed by Putin sparks controversy with WWII victory ride
A Russian biker gang backed by President Vladimir Putin is planning to ride through Europe to celebrate the Soviet Union's victory over Nazi Germany in World War II, sparking controversy in Central Europe.
"

Added: countless episodes part of this psy-op, from Poland and Germany denying entry to the GANG to one lonesome biker able to "get in".
May 17, 2015: BIKER GANG shooting, Waco, Texas: staged: also part of psy-op revenging Hitler's defeat using fake Putin days earlier

Notes
April 14, 2015 - Pro-Putin bikers spark controversy with WWII victory ride
http://news.yahoo.com/pro-putin-bike...190036916.html

Second photo: "a bunch of pimps" to celebrate "Stalin's heritage":
http://news.yahoo.com/pro-putin-bikers-spark-controversy-wwii-victory-ride-190036916.html

BASICS
More illuminati jokes part of the same series, to revenge Hitler's defeat by Stalin's Soviet Union using nazi agent impersonating murdered Putin:
Russia gov: Soviet Union did not want to fight Hitler.
http://rewrite-history.blogspot.com/...arted-war.html