While staging their hoaxes the illuminati include jokes. This is a way to prove their point: their sheep = human cattle.

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Jun 20, 2008

Raping the Lottery Jackpot: Sexual crimes pay! We are not going any further,,,

Rigged state lotteries alone prove that the illuminati TOTALLY control government, "opposition" and media in the US and EU.

The benefit of being able to chose the "winner" each time is that, like for any character in a cast: the personality of the "winner" can be designed at will.

Matt  Marriott first exposed the trick used by the illuminati in 2004, the day after the Illuminati released the "78 cents" joke about the "winner" Juan Rodriguez, a joke that as far as  the "miracle" of "hope", alias "Yes, we can!",  is impossible to beat.  (1)

Now the illuminati set another milestone for  jokes of  type "about the winner" (2), not only by the "prize" but also by daring to repeat the 2007 joke (3). A joke ("Sexual crimes pay!")  more directly related to real messages of illuminati agendas. (4)

Simultaneously the illuminati get closer to the ultimate border, telling openly to the human cattle: "We are Raping the Lottery Jackpot! Sexual crimes pay!" But for the moment they are "are not going any further" ... (5)

Notes

(1) http://lottery-for-dummies.blogspot.com/2004/12/government-jackpot-lottery-fraud.html

(2) Types of Illuminati jokes about the Lottery, with examples: Illuminati *** MEGA *** jokes playing the lottery - warning this is NOT a joke
http://lottery-for-dummies.blogspot.com/2007/03/illuminati-mega-jokes-playing-lottery.html

(3) Feb. 1, 2007, first release of "We are Raping the Lottery Jackpot! Sexual crimes pay!" type of jokes: " Sex offender wins $14 million Florida Lotto jackpot" ... "FDLE records show winner Cowal is has a record of arrests for alleged offenses ranging from ... lewd and lascivious or indecent assault upon a child, trespass, aggravated assault, driving under the influence, probation violation and high-speed fleeing from law enforcement. He was sentenced to 23 months in prison between 1993 and 2000."

(4) Promoting any kind of sexual crimes. Start point for the uktimate sexual crime, pedophilia:
http://pedophilia-agenda.blogspot.com/

(5) How the Illuminati media packaged the "news under the: Headine "Sex offender wins $57 million lottery jackpot"

Fred Topous Jr., 45, the winner of last week's $57 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot, according to the Corrections Department's offender profile, pleaded guilty to assault with intent to commit sexual penetration in 1999 and pleaded guilty to breaking and entering charges in 1984 and 1988....
All three offenses occurred in Grand Traverse County. Prosecutor Alan Schneider said Wednesday that he wasn't familiar with the cases.

"I want to enjoy a little bit of life," Topous told state lottery officials. "We're plain folks. We've struggled all our lives."
The Michigan Lottery told Grand Rapids television station WOOD that anyone can play the lottery except those under 18 and those who work for the agency.
"He's had some tough breaks," friend and co-worker Jan Westcott told The Grand Rapids Press. "I know some of his secrets, and he knows some of mine. I'm not going any further."

Dec 10, 2007

Fiat Money: UBS Swiss Bank as messenger for grounding time

Paper Money: UBS Swiss Bank as messenger for grounding time

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the "tabloid" version

Collapse of Major Banks and "swiss" UBS as milestone in shock and awe
I explained worldwide first and as usually also as only one so far, how the Illuminati are using the "shock and awe" mind control technique and the "swiss" bank UBS as milestone to enter the phase of the collapse of major banks. The explanation included the Swissair grounding, as a milestone in the usage of "shock and awe".(1)

Illuminat jokes for December 10, 2007
For any illuminati expert on illuminati timing, it was clear what would the headlines be, immediately after the TV premiere of "Grounding", Sunday evening December 9.
10 hours later, early enough for the first radio headlines of the week but too late for the print media, another 10 billion "shock".
And again for any illuminati expert on illuminati jokes, it would be clear that these news would be packaged by "Blick", the illuminati outlet playing the "tabloid" role, with the exact same words as in the case of the Swissair, e.g. "X sits on his saddle as solidly as before" (2).
The major illuminati outlet playing the "serious" role, NZZ, prefers to include other type of jokes in the headlines. "Ospel stays" is enough about Marcel Ospel, UBS chairman, the same actor who played one of the major roles in the end of the Swissair script, which he called a "machine of money destruction". But don't worry, this time the Singapore terminators will stop the machine.(3)

Notes

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the "serious" version

(1) http://illuminati-overtime.blogspot.com/2007/11/collapse-of-major-banks-illuminati-to.html
(2) "X sitzt aber nach wie vor fest im Sattel". In 2001 the illuminati actor playing the X role was Mario Corti, now it is Marcel Ospel.
Notice again how "Shock and Awe" requires some previously usage of the "Acceptance Level Increase" technique (4). The title is designed to make it obvious: "red, redder" ("Rot, Röter").
http://www.blick.ch/news/wirtschaft/...s-zahlen-78206
(3) The joke completed with: "the largest swiss bank fears red numbers for 2007" ("Die grösste Schweizer Bank befürchtet rote Zahlen für das ganze Jahr") with headlines "UBS yet deeper in credit crisis turmoil" ("UBS noch tiefer im Strudel der Kreditkrise - Ospel bleibt").
http://www.nzz.ch/nachrichten/wirtsc..._1.596962.html
(4) Don't forget: if something, say "Acceptance Level Increase", is not clear just google it in quotes together with "MattMarriott". (5)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...C+MATTMARRIOTT
(5) To start with, do you know the basics, e.g. illuminati jokes, illuminati media, etc? I'm afraid that if you don't, it's already too late to learn it. BTW, that is the case of about everyone in Illuminatiland. And that is the reason why the illuminati were able to add extra episodes like "Collapse of Major Banks" before terminating their "End Times" production.

Added Oct 24, 2008: almost one year later, "Cash Run begins in ... Swiss Banks" finally officially reported in illuminati media. Again packaged as a joke related to the Swissair grounding:
The Great Take-off Begun" (short after Begin of End Time Billions Bailouts, as predicted by End Times Prophet)
http://end-times-data.blogspot.com/2008/10/cash-run-begins-in-swiss-banks-short.html

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